Post Card from India: 'The Mark and Jacques show'
Well, once again we're sitting at the airport, waiting for another delayed flight
Mark Boucher
12-Mar-2000
Well, once again we're sitting at the airport, waiting for another
delayed flight. Something you get used to when traveling around India.
However, this time It's a bit different cause half the team has
stayed at the hotel as this charter plane only seats 15 people so we
have to do shuttle runs to get the team to Jamshedpur. The reason we
are held up here is because of the weather, fog to be exact. Although
it looks a bit more like smog to me.
A 15 seater wup-wup (prop job) does not lend itself to you feeling
that safe and with the threat of fog and the knowledge that a few
planes went down when the team was last here in, we're still
hopeful of getting there.
Right, we've just seen the plane and the boys first impression was, no
way, we're not going up in that. Some broke out in song like I'm
leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.. 'A' team
picture in front of the plane was necessary to preserve our images for
those we may be leaving behind.
Time on tour seems to be going by quite quickly now. The boys are
starting to count down the hours till we see the girls in Dubai,
especially the married boys, not sure why..?!?
After losing the first one-dayer quite dramatically, it was surprising
that Jacques was not fined for his hostile words towards the umpire
after he was called for a wide in the second last over. Now he wants
to sue me for defamation of character; all I'm doing is telling the
truth about my roomie.
Our relaxation downtime off the field has been spent sitting and
sunning around the hotel pool with a few cheakies being put down the
hatch. After the Bangalore test, we spent the afternoon drinking in
this manner and celebrating not only the test win but also AD, Darryl
and Clive's departure back to SA that evening. It seems now that AD
has gone the cheakies have stopped flowing as profusely. How us
youngsters miss the older, wiser fellas!
We try and go by the theory passed on by the legendary Symmo, that
those who consume a few cheakies each day avoid the perils of the
belly in the best way. Similar to the theory about a glass of red wine
each day improving your longevity.
AD and Darryl started bragging in the dressing room about their
imminent departure home that night after the test. This had a certain
effect on Gary. We call it the 'mullet effect'. Gazza started doing 20
metre sprints in the change room in the hope of pulling a hammie and
being sent home!!! Fortunately for us, unfortunately for him, he
failed to do so and has continued to grace us with his presence, or
might we say, mulletness, and went on to produce a flawless knock of
115. It seemed the 20 metre sprints helped him like a fitness session
as he easily outshone the usually very fit Herschelle Gibbs in their
record-breaking opening stand of 235.
That's all folks..