Stretch that cash till it squeals
Twelve ways the IPL can show it respects the recession
Looks like champagne. Sort of. And if it was good enough for Indian players till about a couple of years ago, it's good enough for everyone. So there.
If it was good enough for the Indian… etc. Ask Bishan Bedi how he built up the strength in his spinning fingers back in the austere sixties. Clue: not by sending text messages.
While you're at it, put him on a free-SMS cellphone plan as well. And take Lalit Modi's BlackBerry away. Instant savings amounting to about the GDP of a small African county.
All that Bollywood experience of dancing around trees must count for something. She jumps about enough as it is. Why not make use of a wasted resource?
The first to incorporate a triple somersault in her retrieval routine gets seven free copies of the official IPL souvenir magazine.
Oh wait, he did that last year? Foresight, that man…
Save money, be environment-friendly.
We're on a budget here. Can't have too many balls disappearing now.
So they reflect light and the floodlights can be turned down, saving power. What do you mean Kolkata already have that covered?
Do you know how much those fireworks cost?
That should put a dent in the electricity bill.
If she has to manage with 16, she has to manage with 16.